it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks
Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?
Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?
Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up
Me walking into school
Me at work
Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.
do u ever wonder what a famous person is doing at this very moment in time
miley could be shittin rn and we’d never know
Remember that time when Mississippi State took a photograph of me and put it on their brochure and shipped it out to the entire country and didn’t realize I had a massive hickey on my neck?