oh my fucking god please watch this
when your friends make plans right in front of you and dont invite you
Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”
Me: I was watching something important
Being the President of the United States is a really hard job, so it’s a good thing it comes with a lot of really cool perks. Here are the best things you get to enjoy when you are the Commander-in-Chief!
Havng been onboard Air Force One multiple times and flown on it, I can say, boy does he fly in style and comfort
Their own personal beehive? That just seems greedy
if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.