treerings-sing:

This is perfect.

stayburned:

it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks 

(via distraction)

moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

(Source: pizzapoppunk, via teenscoolest)

mahn1gga:

trying to pick out a wedgie in public

image

(via bastille)

splendidbuttsex:

ronaldalan:

rebelderadioactivo:

Me walking into school

Me at work

Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.

(Source: kverke, via ruinedchildhood)

nevver:

What time is it?
irl-hoka:

did-you-kno:

Source 

we know the numberswe can begin the process

relahvant:

happiest:

do u ever wonder what a famous person is doing at this very moment in time

miley could be shittin rn and we’d never know

(via teenscoolest)

versacegravy:

GOD.

v171:

Remember that time when Mississippi State took a photograph of me and put it on their brochure and shipped it out to the entire country and didn’t realize I had a massive hickey on my neck?

(via wrong-page)

primordials:

Transparent gold oreos:
The filling will be the colour of your background.